hola! List of things that make me feel better about my life:

My ethnic studies research has taught me that compared to about 79% of the world, i have nothing to complain about. But it just seems so easy to find SOMEthing. This is my list of things that occur in my mind periodically to shut up the complainy janey.

1.) The only thing I need "Intervention" from is watching too much Intervention.
2.) I am not snooki.
3.) I (along with a majority of americans) have the innate ability to stay calm in any given situation, compared to Kate of kate + 8.
4.) Even if nobody else is willing to recognize it, I have recently been made aware via a spam email, that my artistic abilities are appreciated, even if it is by a spammy computer.
5.) I currently do not have to work 9-5 (I can't decide whether this is a good thing or not)
6.) Although I have no zero ZILCH doctors within 200 miles of me that take my medical insurance, that's not the point. The point is that i do infact have medical insurance (thanks mom).
7.) I am not famous. Although fame and fortune is the only thing i really want in life (as most of you know), I would rather have it when I am successful and a non-failure/living out of boxes with a bunch of gross icky boys (love you guys!) that I can pretty much say whatever I want about because none of them have the attention span/interest to read this far into any post.
8.)I am not a fortune 500 CEO or FAO or LMAO or whatever the new abbreviation for CEO is. I do NOT want to be on "Boss Undercover" and i do NOT want to have all those people and guilt on my conscience.
9.) I OWN A CAMERA! If you are a photo-y person, you understand the limitation that lack of camera creates. I have creative liberties over my own life. It's fabulous.
10.) As long as I keep walking from my work to my car everyday, I will most likely not become an obese American.
11.) Thats mostly it, i forgot what else I was going to say.

"LOVE YA MEAN IT BYEEE!"- cady, mean Girls