1.) The only thing I need "Intervention" from is watching too much Intervention.
2.) I am not snooki.
3.) I (along with a majority of americans) have the innate ability to stay calm in any given situation, compared to Kate of kate + 8.
4.) Even if nobody else is willing to recognize it, I have recently been made aware via a spam email, that my artistic abilities are appreciated, even if it is by a spammy computer.
5.) I currently do not have to work 9-5 (I can't decide whether this is a good thing or not)
6.) Although I have no zero ZILCH doctors within 200 miles of me that take my medical insurance, that's not the point. The point is that i do infact have medical insurance (thanks mom).
7.) I am not famous. Although fame and fortune is the only thing i really want in life (as most of you know), I would rather have it when I am successful and a non-failure/living out of boxes with a bunch of gross icky boys (love you guys!) that I can pretty much say whatever I want about because none of them have the attention span/interest to read this far into any post.
8.)I am not a fortune 500 CEO or FAO or LMAO or whatever the new abbreviation for CEO is. I do NOT want to be on "Boss Undercover" and i do NOT want to have all those people and guilt on my conscience.
9.) I OWN A CAMERA! If you are a photo-y person, you understand the limitation that lack of camera creates. I have creative liberties over my own life. It's fabulous.
10.) As long as I keep walking from my work to my car everyday, I will most likely not become an obese American.
11.) Thats mostly it, i forgot what else I was going to say.
"LOVE YA MEAN IT BYEEE!"- cady, mean Girls
