Cleaning off my desktop on my computer. Apparently this blog has been sitting there for a year and a half. Let's see what young Charlotte has to say about her first rodeo...
So we had thanksgiving, and then right
after I went away for 2 weeks to train for my NEW JOB! Which meant
that I took zero time to write about anything. So 1 month later, I am
FINALLY getting around to blogging about Thanksgiving dinner. My
overall review of myself on Thanksgiving was that I tried way too
hard. Next year, Trader Joes boxed stuffing, definitely, may do
something interesting with the turkey, but other than that, I'm
hoping to stick to the absolute basics. (Although, I will never give
up on my own home made gravy. NEVEEERRRRR!!!)
Appetizers (Completely unneccessary,
btw.)
Spinach Artichoke Dip
-spinach
-2 cans artichoke
hearts
-1/2 C mayonnaise
-1/2 C sour cream
-1 C jack cheese
-1 C pepperjack
cheese
ok Directions:
mix all of these ingredients and bake at 350 for 30 minutes. Review:
This was seriously like the grossest thing I ever ate. I was so mad
because Tina spent a TON of time on the artichoke hearts. It was
super spicy, and NOT SPINACHY. I may work off of this recipe in the
future, but it just did not have enough jack cheese and had way too
much artichoke. It was GROSS.
Meatballs
-ground beef (Whatever size, like 1 lb
is usually good)
-bread crumbs (1/3 C)
-Parmesan Cheese (1/3 C)
-1 egg
-spices
Directions: mix everything
together, add some garlic powder or minced garlic, salt, pepper,
basil, marjoram, if you don't add all these random little things,
they just taste like big dried out balls of ground beef. And
Meatballs can simply be so much more than that!!! Roll into a little
smaller than a golf ball and bake on a tin foil lined baking sheet
for 15 ish minutes. Since it's beef, you can really cook it as much
or as little as you like (At least that's what hear). Once you're
comfortable combining these ingredients and knowing that it will come
out to be at least a 7 out of 10 meal, then you also know how to make
meatloaf. Just do the same thing but with twice the amount of meat
(any two kinds, works best, you're choice) and throw it in the crock
pot and add a can of seasoned tomato sauce. 8 hours. Bam. Meatloaf.
Reveiw: For thanksgiving, these were actually really good
before actual dinner since we usually eat around 3 and it's such a
weird time. The once change I would make is to make these a day or
two before and just heat them up on the actual day because there is
so much going on in the kitchen.
Main Course
Bacon covered/stuffed turkey aka
Larry the Bird
-carrots
-celery
-rosemary
-bacon
-a turkey
Directions:
Take out the innards of the turkey, if yours is like ours was, the
neck and the rest will be in two separate bags/sections, so make sure
you get both out. David named out turkey Larry. So take your Larry,
and put him belly down (There is lots of recent discussion about
putting the bird top down, I have no idea. We did it the old school
way. Sue us. I'll probably do it breast down next year just to see
what happens but I mean, how exciting is it really going to be. Its a
dead bird.) . Stuff Larry with some cut up carrot, celery, and
rosemary. Because of this recipe, we also put some bacon in him for
good luck. Then we took the rest of our bacon (probably one and a
half packs total) and wove it across the top of Larry. We started to
just lay it across, but David knows how to do a lattice, and we
thought that would look all Woman's Day and fancy so we went with
that. If we had had the right backdrop, it would totes have been
magazine worthy. We also put a cheese cloth over the whole thing to
tuck him in for the warmest nap he ever had. We put him in one of
those tin, crummy potluck dishes from the grocery store that you take
buffet food to church in. It was great because we didn't have to
clean it after. It was not so great because we had to make sure that
it didn't crumple when we were putting Larry in and taking him out of
the oven. We also had to buy a baster (thank god I remembered when we
were at the grocery store) and we basted him every 30 minutes. It was
great because both the turkey and bacon drippings covered the
bottom of the pan. I don't remember how long we cooked it. Like 3 or
4 hours or something like that.
Sides
Cranberry Apple Sausage Stuffing
-4C cubed bread
-4 turkey sausages
-1/2 Chopped onion
-3 stalks of chopped celery
-1 ½ tbsp sage
-3 small stalks of de-leaved rosemary
(the leaf part)
-1/4 tsp thyme
-1 small golden delicious apple
-½ C dried cranberries
-1 tbsp minced parsley
-Turkey liver finely chopped
-2 C turkey stock
-¼ C melted butter
Directions: I won't bother with
the directions because I didn't actually read them, which I think is
why it was such a mega fail. So whatever. If you already know how to
make stuffing, this is a delicious mix of ingredients.
Trader Joes Corn Bread stuffing
-boxed stuffing
Directions: I'm actually in the
air over Ohio on my way to my parents house right now for Christmas
and when I get there, I am going to BEG my family to get this
stuffing for Christmas dinner (which is the exact same thing as
Thanksgiving dinner at my parents house ever since my dad won the
turkey> ham debacle back in 2010.) David and I tried a sample of
this stuffing at Trader Joe's, bless their samples, and we were
h-o-o-k-e-d.
Home Made Regular Stuffing
-fresh baked bread 3 1/4 C
-celary 4 stalks celery
-mushrooms ½ C
-onions1 small onion
-chicken broth ½ C chicken
Directions: Standard, whatever
that means, read them from online somewhere but if you're just going
to have plain stuffing then in my opinion, you may as well just get
it from a box at the grocery store.
Green Bean Casserole Dish
-cream (like maybe a quart, enough to
cover the amount of green beans that you are making)
-butter (Paula Dean says as much butter
as you want, but you're making a rue with it and the cream, so just
guess)
-mushrooms ¾ C
-Green Beans
-breadcrumbs
Directions: Combine cream ,
butter and minced mushrooms in a small sauce pan and let simmer on
low for 10-15 minutes (pay attention to it! It will burn faster than
you can say “I was busy with the turkey because it's more
important” because if you don't burn this, you will find that it
will be just as important, I swear. Butter the casserole dish and put
green beans in it. I would chop them up to make serving easier. Cover
the beans in the mushroom cream sauce (Guess what, I tricked you into
making cream of mushroom so that you didn't have to use that canned
concentrate stuff. Now don't you feel super healthy?). Cover
everything in bread crumbs to keep it from drying out on the oven.
Bake at a happy 350 degrees for 35 minutes. Instead of breadcrumbs, I
might also add a little water to the bottom and cover with tin foil
so that the beans can steam. But what do I know. Review: The mushroom
sauce was in my opinion, amazing.
Mashed Jersey Sweet Potatoes
-2 large Jersey white sweet potatoes
-butter
-flour
-nuts
-brown sugar
Mashed Potatoes
-potatoes
-butter
-cream
-salt
Directions: I hardly think that
mashed potatoes need directions seeing as someone once named this
dish very wisely, but there seem to be a million and one opinions on
how to make this the “best mashed potatoes ever.” So obviously I
need to give my own input. Cut potatoes into small cubes if you're
paying attention and have a good knife, and large pieces if you're
busy with other things or have a crappy knife. Potatoes can over cook
easily and my dad thinks that it makes them watery and that they lose
their rich-ness. Cut into size accordingly. Once they are cooked,
grab the mixer, this allows them to get extra air for fluffiness, but
it also causes them to cool down very quickly so this should be the
very last thing you do before you sit down to eat (unless you bake
them after, then you're on your own). Add butter (like at least 3 to
4 tablespoons if not more), and add a little salt and pepper. Also
add whole milk or cream, whatever is closest (save a little cream
from the mushroom sauce maybe?). EAT.
Home Made Gravy
-drippings from turkey and bacon
-pepper
-big ol' scoop of minced garlic
-1/2 C white wine
-flour to thicken
-innards
-carrots, celery
-rosemary
-1/2 C turkey stock
Home made gravy directions: So
for the homemade gravy that I made, I talked with my dad, stole parts
of his recipe, and we both decided that our gravy was way too
intense. But I don't know how to water down liquid fat, so just read
this recipe maybe and take something away from it and make your own.
Boil innards with carrots, celery, and rosemary with water as the day
goes on. After you take out the turkey, add the drippings to a new
pan, and strain the juice from the innards and veggies into the
drippings pan. Season with minced garlic, pepper and other spices (DO
NOT ADD SALT AT THIS POINT). Add ½ C turkey stock and white wine.
Let the mixture boil out for a while. This is mostly it. I added
flour to thicken but I think if you just let it cool a little, then
it will thicken up seeing as ours was a solid block of turkey jello
the next morning when we took it out of the refrigerator.
Crescent Rolls
For dessert we had oreo ice cream and
pumpkin pie (super duper tasty, Tina made it!) The apples that I was
going to make pie out of are still sitting in our refrigerator so
that's awesome. Good thing we eat healthy around our house.
Tips:
Plan out the dishes you will use
to bake with for each recipe so that you have enough. David had to
run out half way through the day and spent like $10 on a baking dish
because that was what was available on Thanksgiving, the rest we got
for a DOLLAR at the Dollar Tree.
pay attention to the baking temps
for each dish. If some dishes need to be hotter, but the turkey is
already in, I put them towards the top of our oven because it's
hotter up there.
DON'T micro manage like I did.
Sorry guys! John and Tina played video games all day and chopped
stuff for me. In my defense, we have the second tiniest kitchen
known to man, but still. I did this poorly.
Make breakfast. And coffee. Lots
and lots of coffee.
Once you are done with coffee,
switch to wine.
NEW
CHALLENGE!: Since David and I have gotten into the same habits of
food choices so I thought to mix it up, we would take on the 30 Dates
around the World challenge that I made up. So we are going to take
food and maybe movies from 40 different countries and have theme
nights for the next 12 months!! We kicked it off with America on
Thanksgiving, but then I was gone, and now David is gone, so we are
basically starting in January. If you have any suggestions for us for
recipes or movies to watch, send 'em over!